"A is for Apple" from Nursery Tracks
Best ABC Alphabet Song

The Letter A: Attention! Attention, attention, attention! There is no plural in awareness so Allah the God who was alone was lonely and created many gods— Apollo, Athena, Artemis, Atum, and continents— Americas, Asia, Africa, Australia, Antarctica, and Atom— building block of the universe. A is the letter of beginnings leading the parade of alphabets as well as signs of the Zodiac with Aries the Ram heralding Spring. A is for apple— a child's first awareness in learning the alphabet— it's also Adam's first lesson in the Garden attempting to ascend astral planes to Akashic Records— the ancestral archive where All-Knowing Mind stores everything— amino acids forming proteins, amoebas evolving to amphibians, air keeping us alive. Did an asteroid cause the sinking of Atlantis? Did a pebble arouse Ananda's awakening? Was Avalon the abode of King Arthur? Read Baudelaire's "The Albatross"— Aim your arrow to the apex or abyss for answers to mysteries of the Absolute— ask Argus adventuring with the Argonauts and Ali Baba's tale in the Arabian Nights. We're in awe of art inspiring our heart and say "Aha!" when our mind takes a leap. We want A-grade eggs and A's in school and chant "AUM" to access angelic realms. Pray to angels for your wish to come true— if not, call Aladdin's Lamp for aid— Invoke and chant those magic words that will work— ABRACADABRA! ALAKAZAM!       — Peter Y. Chou           Mountain View, 10-27-2014